In an unfortunate lapse I have accidentally killed the family of invisible fairies living in my shoe. I am really distraught about this and have asked family members to help deal with my pain. They keep trying to convince me that there were not any invisible fairies living in my shoe. When I insisted that they were and I KILLED them they wanted to see the fairy bodies.
I told them that even though they couldn't be seen, couldn't be detected or observed in anyway known to man-kind, my strong belief and feelings that they were there was good enough to convince me. I found 3 stones in my shoe one time and I'm 100 percent sure they didn't get there by themselves. Those stones must have been brought there by the fairies, I'm SURE of it. I used to think that when things would show up in my shoes, like rocks, bits of dirt, I thought that maybe they got there by accident, by some random chance. But, the more I thought about that the more stupid it sounded! There must be some intelligence putting that stuff in there and the only thing that made sense was a family of fairies!
What I would always do before I put on my shoes was to grab each shoe, speak softly into each one, and let them know that they needed to leave temporarily (I have a really comfortable second pair for them when I need to wear my work shoes). This particular morning one of my daughters distracted me, and I forgot to let them know. Once I put my foot in I realized what I had done.
I really hope that there is a fairy heaven. If so, I hope they are there, looking down, and will forgive me.
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I have fairies too! I'm so glad you brought this matter up. I have been trying to figure out how I have these rocks up my nose in the morning. As I know that these rocks could not be made by me or anyone in my family (because they are too grossed out by noses), I have to assume that God put them there. Nobody comes in to my room at night and places the rocks there, my family is too grossed out by the interior of the nose, and I certainly would not put these rocks into my own nose for the purpose of having to pull them back out again in the morning, then THE FAIRIES must have put them in there. I don't know how they do it since they would be really hard to place in there. I also haven't quite figured out why they would want to put them there in the first place. But...nevertheless, they must have put them in there since there cannot be any other explanation.
ReplyDeleteThank you South Austin Atheist for helping me use magic and superstition to solve my problems!